What is more disturbing and perplexing than another man defecating in your sneaker? Next to causing bodily harm, not a lot if you ask me. Last year we found out about Agent Zero's "prank" (really?) on Dray Dray Blatche when Gil unceremoniously laid a brown egg in Blatche's Nikes/Reeboks/Adidas during the latter's rookie season. Despite the infamous antics of Gil, and my appreciation of his game (r.i.p.) and quirky personality (r.i.p.), this act even left the inner frat boy in me scratching its head. Well fans, now one of life's great mysteries have been solved by the man himself. Clip courtesy of Truth About It, which also has more on the story on its site:
Aaaaahhh it all makes sense now. How could I have been so dense about the unwritten laws of pranking and re-pranking?? The next time one of my buddies/coworkers/team mates pulls a prank on me, I'm going straight for their kicks and unleashing my dinner from last night in its freshly processed form. Got it!
you should read about how Shaq used to play a "game" with his teammates where the end result was someone's car in flames...oh and Shaq has done the fake "brown egg" before already just ask Lou Almundson :/
ReplyDeleteguess the Big Zero and the Agent Zero have something in common, yet one gets his rep tarnished so bad that he is scared to play in a preseason home game cause he might get booed, while the other in shown in his cross-dressing way in national television (yup Slutoween*, is when people's fetishes comeout!)
*word learned courtesy of Ponyman
I don't like Shaq anymore. Stopped liking him when he left Heat. His antics were all good and fun when he was young(er) and dominated the league (when you're good at something it usually gives you a free pass to say whatever you want and be a general deuche), but his personality has not changed with age and the decline of his game.
ReplyDeletehumbled more so, than changed
ReplyDeletelol @ Almundson. I can picture Shaq playing a prank where he takes a crap in a shoe, leaves it in the car and then the car ends up in flames.
ReplyDeleteNot surprised Shaq is a prankster. And how do you retaliate against a 7 foot, 300 pound behemoth???
Also, am I the only one disturbed by Shaqueta or Shaqira or whatever the freak he was supposed to be on Halloween???
ReplyDeleteRajon Rondo best Halloween costume this year ftw! Tiger Woods with the sling! Rondo also had probably the sickest dunk so far of this season last night against the Heat, who are not so hot right now...
Feel bad for Gil right now, being in the spotlight and all, and at the same time that is the cost and responsibility that comes with fame and money. I think Gil just got too high on his popularity and lost control. Can't blame em for getting a big head when you have so many people around you telling you how great you are regardless of what you do.
ReplyDeleteSouth Park, Season 14, 1st Episode!
ReplyDeletewatch it it will be very fitting with these comments.
best way to see it on www.comedycentral.ca ->find full eposides FTW